Cali King

Why do I wake up in the middle of the night, to find that my bed has been invaded by my very own personal space invaders? (read: kids) After having nursed my youngest child for almost 2 years, I am dismayed that my sweet darling husband has the nerve to INVITE toddlers to sleep in our bed! Oh, what's the big deal? Only that I've spent the better part of 4 years with some little mongrel in my bed!(and I'm not talking about ny husband) Oh I know, they're so small they couldn't possibly take up that much space right? Logically, Right. But everyone should know, there is NO logic where there are 2 and 4 year olds involved. It's a California King sized bed, there should be plenty of room. Well, yeah, there SHOULD be. But there is not. Hence the term, personal space INVADERs. You try waking up with someones cute little shin across your neck at 3 o'clock in the morning, try to roll over and nearly fall off the bed. How these tiny lil creatures sleep so soundly whilst spinning like a top all over the bed is absolutely beyond me. But they're so warm and snuggley he says, yeah, right, if you like being elbowed in the kidney before you even knew they were in the bed.... And at the risk of repeating myself, they do have their own beds, Ya know? So much for intimacy... Whatever that means.
Oh The Joys , The joys...

because as I try to type this I am being climbed on, spit on, yelled at and pinched....
I still think I should have just got a puppy...



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